Jan 8, 2014

J. P. MORGAN CHASTENED (AGAIN!)


(Sung to the tune of “A Foggy Day.” Music by George Gershwin)

Will Jamie pay
For what he’s done?
His bank’s been fined
Twenty billion.
A full year’s profits
Are now down the drain.
Their full faith and credit
Are now that of Spain.
How long he wonders
Can his job last?
How long can they blame
The bank not the brass?
Add legal fees
Ad infinitum
And the chairman,      Mr. Dimon,
Looks more like zirconium.

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