"And maybe if the internet didn't exist. Like, if I was running in 1955? I'd probably get elected mayor."
- Anthony Wiener
October, 1955
WALTER WINCHELL: Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press. What former New York congressman has been showing his ding-dong to every school girl between here and Poughkeepsie? Not only is this not-a-nudist eyeing the New York Democratic mayoral nomination, he's married to a sloe-eyed beauty with a gold-plated Rolodex and entree to the highest government circles. Stay tuned for more developments in what may be the best scandal of the campaign season - or the wurst!
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