Oct 5, 2013

MARLIN STUTZMAN; VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO IMPEDE."


          An otherwise unremarkable congressman, Marlin Stutzman (R-IN) made a remarkable utterance recently. According to NBC’s Frank Thorp, Stutzman said, “We have to get something out of this. And I don’t know what that even is.” He’s not talking about selling his baseball card collection on E-Bay. Or a signed program from a Ted Nugent concert. Rep. Stutzman is referring to shutting down the U.S. government. Four days ago, He and eighty or so of his Republican colleagues in the House refused to agree on an operating budget for the federal government unless the Affordable Care Act was delayed or denied funding. Thus, forcing our nation’s government to halt many of its functions and suspend without pay thousands of employees.

         What’s remarkable is how Mr. Stutzman can act so recklessly and be so honest about it. He’s beyond caring – if he ever did – about his party’s ostensible goal of denying health care to millions of Americans or the shutdown’s undeniable results, mass unemployment among others. Stutzman and his cronies refuse to end the shutdown until they get “something.” At this point in a hostage situation, when the criminal or terrorist is surrounded, but refuses to speak with negotiators, the police usually send for the perpetrator’s mother, wife, or girlfriend to talk with him through a bullhorn. Not applicable. Nor is Rep. Stutzman risking his re-election in a state that reveres Dan Quayle and in 1924, elected a Governor, who was in the Ku Klux Klan. Our only hope may lie in the fate of Rod Blagojevich, former Governor of Illinois. In a phone call wiretapped by the FBI, he stated, as follows, his intention to “sell” the Senate seat vacated by Pres. Obama, “I’ve got this thing and it’s f***ing golden, and, uh, uh, I’m just not giving it up for f***in’ nothing. I’m not gonna do it.” Gov. Blagojevich is currently serving fourteen years for corruption in a federal penitentiary.

         Rep. Stutzman preceded his comment about getting something by saying, “We’re not going to be disrespected.” That’s a common enough sentiment among gang members and an organizing principle of La Cosa Nostra, but rarely is it copped to so bluntly - at least, in public - by U.S. Congressmen. We are beyond political compromise here. The Republicans controlling the House of Representatives clearly won’t end the government shutdown for anything less than ring-kissing. I’ll admit that my experience with the Mafia is long on Corleones and short on actual capos, but an adequate parallel might be found in Carmine “The Snake” Persico, reputed leader of the Colombo crime family. In June, 1987, Persico ordered the murder of William Aronwald, a retired prosecutor who had allegedly been disrespectful. Two hitmen killed Aronwald’s father, George, by mistake. They paid with their lives. Then, the gunmen who killed them were silenced. Persico is currently serving 139 years on charges of murder, extortion, loansharking, racketeering and gambling.

I’m not saying that Mr. Stutzman and his cohorts are criminals or belong in jail. What they’re doing isn’t illegal. It’s – what is it? Immoral? Unethical? Inappropriate? Their behavior falls outside recognizable human conduct, so it’s up to their fellow Republicans to take action. Not John Boehner, of course. That walking Dorito thinks that being crunchy is a sign of strength. I’m talking about the House - and Senate – Republicans who are neither blinded by hate nor motivated by it. I’m not expecting the School of Athens, just some professional legislators who know that
crapping and fall back into it does not constitute a political position.

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