With Friends Like Mitt Romney . . .

Mitt Romney is like a rich friend who lends you an expensive suit for your job interview.


If you don't get the job, you can't blame him - or the suit. 


If you do get hired, you've just used an expensive suit to get a job wearing a paper hat or - if you're really lucky - a shirt with your name on it.


Either way, he gets his suit back. 


And becomes leader of the free world.