(Sung to the tune of "A Foggy Day In London Town." Music by George Gershwin)
Will Jamie pay
for what he's done?
His bank was fined
thirteen billion.
He viewed the headlines
with alarm.
The bad news kept coming
and doing more harm.
How long he wondered
will his job last?
His London branch owes
six billion in cash.
Add legal fees
and double that sum.
Now, the chairman, Mr. Dimon,
looks more like zirconium.
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you sleep with fishes.
ReplyDelete-JD
Dear JD,
DeleteDon't forget you're a businessman and blood is a big expense.
Jamie's got a gun
DeleteWhat did he put you through?
they found him underneath a train
But man, he had it comin' Now that Jamie's got a gun
Now everybody is on the run
They say the spell that he was under the lightning and the
thunder knew that someone had to stop the rain
The man was such a sleeze.
He ain't never gonna be the same.
Run away, run away from the pain yeah, yeah
Everybody is on the run
-tyler
Dear Mr. Tyler,
DeleteYou're a better Aerosmith than a wordsmith.