Four Questions or Why The 2012 Republican National Convention Was Easy To Pass Over.

1) Why is the Vice-Presidential candidate Paul Ryan like a little kid at the dinner table? He needs the federal budget to prop him up or he'll disappear completely.

2) How can New Jersey Governor Chris Christie emit so much hot air and still look like a balloon in The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? 

3) What do you call an 82-year old man with no experience in improvisational comedy, who attempts it alone in front of the entire nation? Clint Eastwood.

4) Why is Presidential candidate Mitt Romney like a bad science-fiction movie? He's an empty suit without the entertainment value of

The Invisible Man.